The Trial
Lawyer:Good morning Worm your honor, the crown will plainly show the prisoner who now stands before you, was caught red handed showing feelings. Showing feelings of an almost human nature. This will not do! Call the school master!
School Master: I always said he's come to no good in the end your honor. If they'd let me have my way I could have flayed him into shape, but, my hands were tied. The bleeding hearts and artists let him get away with murder. Let me hammer him today.
Defendent: Crazy, toys in the attic, I am crazy I should've gone fishing. They must have taken my marbles away.
Lawyer: You little shit, you're in it now. I hope they throw away the key.
Wife: You should've talked to me more often then you did. But no you had to go your own way. Have you broken any homes up lately? Just 5 minutes Worm your honor him and me alone.
Mother: Babe--------- Come to mother baby let me hold you in my arms. But I never wanted him to get in any trouble. Why'd he ever have to leave me? Worm your honor, let me take him home.
Defendent: Crazy, over the rainbow, I'm crazy bars in the windows. There must have been a door there in the wall when I came in.
Jury: Crazy, over the rainbow, he is crazy.
Judge: The evidence before the court is in contravetable. There's no need for the jury to retire. In all my years of judging I have never heard of someone deserving the full penalty of the law. The way you've made them suffer your exquisite wife and mother fills me with the urge to defecate. But my friend you have reveiled your deepest fear. I sentence you to be exposed before your peers!!!!!!
Mob:Tear down the wall!!!!